Friday, July 27, 2007

If Bikes Could Talk

Garage door begins to shut and the door to the kitchen closes.

Old Bike: Well, you were out for a good long time today, and she didn't take you on the car, so hills?

New Bike: HILLS!! (sings) hills, hills, hills, lovely hills!

Old Bike: How'd it go?

New Bike: She didn't get off to walk up even once today! She's slow, but she kept peddling.

Old Bike: She likes the granny gear, eh?

New Bike: She needs a great granny gear, to be honest.

Old Bike: How'd she do on the downhills? She used to drive me crazy riding the brakes.

New Bike: I convinced her to go down ONE hill without touching the brakes. Now if I could convince her to pedal! (sings) hills, hills, hills, lovely hills! And she needs to use the big ring to go fast!


  1. Hooray for Bardiac!

  2. Thanks :)

    I really don't deserve to get to ride this machine!