Sunday, March 30, 2008

Burning Question?

How many cannibals could YOU feed? Me?

How many cannibals could your body feed?
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Okay, so how many other people started counting dinner guests at Titus Andronicus' party? Of course, he's serving pasties, so maybe that changes things? I mean, do you use just certain parts? Or does making pasties stretch the ingredients out?

Remember, readers, don't try this at home! Prion diseases are nasty!


  1. Anonymous7:17 PM

    my mind went to sweeney todd first but it's an easy leap to titus from there.

  2. I love the fact that there's an ad for free online dating under your cannibalism badge.

  3. Hmmm -- it appears that you feed more if you are younger. Tough old bones, I guess? Younger, leaner and vegan: any cannibal with good taste would pass you up, if this is to be believed. Or maybe they would just outrun the rest of us. Survival of the fittest proves itself again.

  4. Anastasia, Duh, I forgot about Sweeney Todd! Of course!

    Dr. Virago, It's the Hannibal Lector on-line dating thing!

    Cam, If we're at all like deer, then I'd think the younger the better as far as taste. I can't quite believe I just wrote that.