Q. How many deans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
At most schools: A. Call maintenance!
At NWU: A. OMG, we need to hire a new dean and put him in charge of lightbulb supervision and management. He'll need a team of lightbulb orderers and installers to supervise, too. Maybe we need a deanling under him to handle disposing of dead lightbulbs?
And most of all, we need a really good acronym for the committee that will assess lightbulbs and undergraduate education outcomes!