Here's my fantasy.
Someday, I'll be arranging a committee meeting, and it won't take 32 emails.
I'm especially tired of trying to negotiate the folks who teach all day Tuesdays and Thursdays, and don't want to come in on MWF, and vice versa. Then there's the person who has to take a kid to school after 8am, and pick him/her up by 3:30 on the days s/he's not teaching all day (because the partner does the other days). And the person who's administrative job takes up 40% of the time, but doesn't show on course schedules, so the planner doesn't know until after the third email.