Indignity

I was riding along today and there was a sort of minimally painful scratchiness near my nipple.  I itched at it, but I'm not the best rider, so my itching wasn't very effective.  I tried to see down my shirt to see if there was a bug, but I couldn't find one.  I itched again and again.

Finally, I felt a hard pea-sized thing.  But by this time, I was near traffic.  So I gave it a good squeeze through the jersey and bra.  Ewww.

The poor little bug paid the ultimate price for ending up in my bra somehow.  I have no idea how he got in there, but the scratchiness stopped as soon as he did.

What I do for fun!