Old Bike: Hey, you're back. Where were you this winter. I was cold and lonely!
New Bike: Good to be back! I was stuck on my seat, upside down, in the house, all alone! Then today, all of a sudden, she fills my tires, lubes my chain, and off we went.
Old Bike: How was it?
New Bike: Even slower than before, but she kept singing to me. And we got going decently on a downhill, and she started laughing. And then this guy passed us like we were going nowhere. I need a stronger motor!
Old Bike: Jeez, I wanna go for a ride!