tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post8898002482051747829..comments2024-03-15T01:11:32.832-07:00Comments on Bardiac: CrankyBardiachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11846065504793800266noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-7889420618764006582009-07-06T06:41:57.584-07:002009-07-06T06:41:57.584-07:00I'm using the patriarchy answer from now on!I'm using the patriarchy answer from now on!delagarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18197857250240640822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-87997238532200696742009-07-05T11:09:51.384-07:002009-07-05T11:09:51.384-07:00Have a fun family time!
I'm kind of confuse...Have a fun family time! <br /><br />I'm kind of confused about the "how often do you wear seatbelts?" question. The hell? Does one develop spleen troubles if one wears a seatbelt for too many hours a day? "Well, of course you're having migraines, Bardiac! You have blocked the 43rd chakra with your incessant application of seatbelts!" ?<br /><br />Although, I have bigger problems with the interrogation following the form fill-out. Apparently, I come across as a liar. I drink rarely, and I always get the narrowed eye of suspicion plus inquisition when I say that on the form. Because alcoholics lie about their consumption, I guess, so being a "rarely" drinker is indicative of being a closeted drunk. Feh. <br /><br />And then there's the "How do you know you're not pregnant?" fun scene before getting a shot. My temptation is always to say "Because I haven't gotten laid since (appropriate month), and unless you are arguing that my ex developed time-release sperm, I am not pregnant."<br /><br />My captcha is "laxiest." Alas, it is true. I am the laxiest.Heohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15790601758953554870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-83703652589487295662009-07-04T22:43:25.071-07:002009-07-04T22:43:25.071-07:00I love your answers!
The "marital status&quo...I love your answers!<br /><br />The "marital status" question annoys me, too. I mean, I'm in the same health I was a year ago when I was single, so why is it the clinic's business? (Maybe for health insurance reasons? And that, of course, is a whole 'nuther gripe altogether...)Terminal Degreehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523014953046778630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-40825900715615321582009-07-04T19:54:53.367-07:002009-07-04T19:54:53.367-07:00I remember doing that form. And it was all "a...I remember doing that form. And it was all "are there sources of stress in your life?" and I was all "Well, I'm an untenured professor, so YEAH." And then I thought, "what a jacked-up profession."<br /><br />Um, sorry. Best of luck to you. Very aggravating.dancehttp://pronetolaughter.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-63459007150190214462009-07-03T08:50:02.562-07:002009-07-03T08:50:02.562-07:00Grin. I'm going to have to get that movie now...Grin. I'm going to have to get that movie now just to hear Cary Grant say "Nothing but."<br /><br />Enjoy your time with your family! <br /><br />Oh, and my word is galuent, which is very close to both gallivant and galoot, one of which you are not and one of which I hope you do lots of over the holiday!Victoriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16601902091484978157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-22911252539200256012009-07-03T02:53:01.183-07:002009-07-03T02:53:01.183-07:00Definitely tell them you are an internationally kn...Definitely tell them you are an internationally known blogger. May not pay the mortgage, but it provides your fan club! And since I'm in London, it makes it international.<br /><br />My word is ginsep, which is the drink you should start consuming, when you finish drinking.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09716705206734059708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-4522449002436215882009-07-03T01:05:04.857-07:002009-07-03T01:05:04.857-07:00I have the same snarky impulses about those forms....I have the same snarky impulses about those forms.Dame Eleanor Hullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06512884104691200975noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17974015.post-41719325859157776762009-07-02T21:57:54.603-07:002009-07-02T21:57:54.603-07:00I'm sorry about the hoops :(
Love your Cary G...I'm sorry about the hoops :(<br /><br />Love your Cary Grant analogy...that is a great flick! I think it is called "I Was a Male War Bride." I wish AMC showed those old classics like they used to.<br /><br />Word verification: cessads. Definition: cessation of your gonad pain. Don't know if that's funny, but I'm in a weird mood, I guess ;-)The History Enthusiasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01920472487193649652noreply@blogger.com